JUST KIDDING!

So, how long did it take you to figure out it wasn't Ricky? Was it when the song mentioned Richard Nixon? Or did you know instantly? Oh well, I think I deserve an A+ for effort. And for creativity. And for rhyming - I mean rhyming beautiful with groin pull, that's some quality rhyming!

Allen

I go a long way for a joke, don't I?

P.S. Don't forget, send those photos to "Ricky Martin" :)

P.P.S. No, seriously, send the pictures.

P.P.P.S. No, come on now, really.

P.P.P.P.S. Please!!!